The OKCupid Test

I’m not usually prone to filling out these kinds of tests but my friend Ryan posted about the test and after finding his result humorous, i had to check it out for myself. Here is my result (and if you are curious, mike turned out to be The Vapor Trail (Random, Brutal, Love, Master):

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"–and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

Your exact opposite:
Half-cocked

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect…so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you.

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About Audrey Sniezek

Audrey Sniezek is a rock climber, climbing coach, computer software/technology enthusiast and occasional baker/cook and wine connoisseur.
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4 Responses to The OKCupid Test

  1. Lisa says:

    So your results say to avoid \’The Vapor Trail\’ and what was Mike?… oh yeah, The Vapor Trail!  Hmmmm….  I guess that gives you something to laugh about.  These online personality quizzes are probably as reliable as horoscopes.  You can usually find a bit of truth in them if you look hard enough. 

  2. Unknown says:

    I hate these tests.  Says  I am not manely enough.  Sh**, ************.  Audrey\’s sounds right on.  I don\’t know about Mikes.

  3. Audrey says:

    funny thing is, and both mike and i laughed long at hard at his write-up, mike thinks his is right on the money. 🙂  now, when i wake up in the morning instead of asking how he is, i ask for a reading on the vapor potential for the day. 😛  so far, it hasn\’t gotten old.  like lisa states, if you look hard enough, you can find truth in anything! 

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